Asinine attempts at life skills

Oct 21

slendermaren:

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

image

Oct 21
slendermaren:

slendermaren:

supermoclel:

nosdrinker:

hayesgriersluts:

To all the people complaining about Nash being a homophobic who’s against gays; He willingly kissed a boy just for a snapchat story on top of apologizing twice.

this is the best day of my life

thank you nash grier for ending homophobia <3 the world owes so much to you


"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."


I couldn’t help myself…

slendermaren:

slendermaren:

supermoclel:

nosdrinker:

hayesgriersluts:

To all the people complaining about Nash being a homophobic who’s against gays; He willingly kissed a boy just for a snapchat story on top of apologizing twice.

this is the best day of my life

thank you nash grier for ending homophobia <3 the world owes so much to you

"One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."

I couldn’t help myself…

Oct 21
slendermaren:

slendermaren:

samsrealunicorn:

snivellussnep:

rifa:

roboboners:

thethreehares:

rubycosmos:

fandomsaremylifeline:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

sixpenceee:

YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO HERE
ALSO YOU CAN TEST TO SEE WHERE YOU FIT IN THE PSYCHOPATH SPECTRUM HERE
MASTERPOST ON THE MOST BIZARRE BRAIN FINDINGS HERE

I scored a 67%. Wonderful. 

I scored a 70%.  Woohoo!

27% psychopath. This doesn’t bother me at all. Not sure I’d call myself ‘warm and empathic’ like they do, but …

24% Interesting…

36% uwu

33%. I dont understand the people cheering about having a higher score like did you try and do that on purpose cause stop

58%. That’s not bad. XD

Oh you know just got 73% no big deal. WTF

48%. Fitting, I knew I was almost half-psychopath

now i’m at 55% psychopath. 
I’m growing

39%

slendermaren:

slendermaren:

samsrealunicorn:

snivellussnep:

rifa:

roboboners:

thethreehares:

rubycosmos:

fandomsaremylifeline:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

sixpenceee:

YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO HERE

ALSO YOU CAN TEST TO SEE WHERE YOU FIT IN THE PSYCHOPATH SPECTRUM HERE

MASTERPOST ON THE MOST BIZARRE BRAIN FINDINGS HERE

I scored a 67%. Wonderful. 

I scored a 70%.  Woohoo!

27% psychopath. This doesn’t bother me at all. Not sure I’d call myself ‘warm and empathic’ like they do, but …

24% Interesting…

36% uwu

33%. I dont understand the people cheering about having a higher score like did you try and do that on purpose cause stop

58%. That’s not bad. XD

Oh you know just got 73% no big deal. WTF

48%. Fitting, I knew I was almost half-psychopath

now i’m at 55% psychopath. 

I’m growing

39%

Oct 21

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

Oct 21

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Oct 21

soonitwill:

Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS

Oct 21

ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

Oct 21

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

Oct 21

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Oct 21