Asinine attempts at life skills

Apr 24
Apr 24
whambamtysam:

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

I think he’s actually dressed really well. I like his relaxed style that fits tight enough to show off how unrelaxed he can get if you ever said any of that to his face.

whambamtysam:

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

I think he’s actually dressed really well. I like his relaxed style that fits tight enough to show off how unrelaxed he can get if you ever said any of that to his face.

Apr 24
Apr 24
emerythecissmasher:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE

emerythecissmasher:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE

Apr 24
Apr 24

New favourite joke:

simonismyclone:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

took me a sec

Apr 24
baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

baconmane:

theshortcake:

notallwhowanderarelost5:

ouch

This happens to my friends a lot!

holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.

Apr 24

simonismyclone:

did we ever find out what the hell these are?

Apr 24
pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

Apr 24
simonismyclone:

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute


wouldnt it just be ram and eggs? why green?

simonismyclone:

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

wouldnt it just be ram and eggs? why green?