hgk477:

1. Only move at dusk and dawn. 
   
2. Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing. 
   
3. Try not to leave tracks. 
   
4. Not all that is visible is real. 
   
5. Not all that is real is visible. 
   
6. When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by. 
   
7. Do not approach caravans. 
   
8. Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe. 
   
9. There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway. 
   
10. Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley. 
    
11. Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human. 
    
12. When the sand shakes, run. 
    
13. Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs. 
    
14. Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.  
    
15. Never play the flute. 
    
16. Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things. 
    
17. You are meat. Do not forget this fact. 
    
18. If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to. 
    
19. Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away. 
    
20. The flames are not real. 
    
21. The shadows are not real. 
    
22. Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite. 
    
23. Never let your lantern go out. 
    
24. The ancient have no love for the young. 
    
25. Do not drink water offered to you. 
    
26. Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you. 
    
27. There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear. 
    
28. Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions. 
    
29. Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice. 
    
30. The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.

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ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

roguepaladin:

thiccestybutolder:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

resiniquity:

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

mszombi:

illmaticraj:

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.